Yahoo is running this disgusting banner ad for some freakin anti-fungal nail treatment. Every time I check my e-mail I have to face scurvy, yellow-nailed rotting toes popping up on my screen. GAH!

The ad says 1 out of 7 people has nail fungus. That means the other six of us don't need to see this ad. Spare me, please, my toenails are fine! Take your crusty, discolored, raggedy-ass decrepit toes and get them out of my face. NOW!