Keyboard: What’s up with you? You’re dragging.

V-Grrrl: I’ve got a  cold, and tomorrow I have to go to the hospital for a cardiology test.

Keyboard: Sounds serious.

V-Grrrl: Well they’re going to thread a probe down my throat and esophagus so they can get detailed images of my heart chambers from the back side. Because of my incredible bustline, they can't get a good view from the front. (Snort). They want to go inside and check for clots.

Keyboard: Ewww.

V-Grrrl: No kidding. Heart snot. Who knew? I’ve been preoccupied with sinus and bronchial snot production…

Keyboard: So tomorrow you’re going to have to swallow your snot AND a probe?! This sounds like something they’d show on the Discovery Channel on Halloween.

V-Grrrl: Oooh, an exciting episode of “V-Grrrl and Her Chambers of Secrets”

Keyboard: “Chambers of Snot” is more like it.

V-Grrrl: All right already--enough of the snotty comments.

Keyboard: I'll shut up if  you cover your mouth when you cough. Hand me a Kleenex.

September 19, 2006