I  became a Technorati whore. Why? Because what else do I have to do on a Saturday night after the kids have gone to bed?

I thought when I launched my blog last year that I claimed it on Technorati,(Technorati Profile) but apparently I did not. Seeing as my blog is only read by a small select group of desperate sophisticated readers seeking plodding thoughtful  posts, I hadn't bothered with having Technorati decimate my self-esteem by ranking me in the blogosphere and advertising how seldom anyone links to my blog. 

But now I see I can start a whole new tradition of checking my blog ranking every Saturday and getting drunk in response to my ranking every Saturday night. This is sure to keep me out of trouble and hungover in church. Yeah. I'm a role model for bloggers everywhere.