Responding to a comment on Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely death:
“She may have only been 39, but hon, she was a high-mileage vehicle.”
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After struggling to get a particular stamp to ink evenly and stamp a complete image:
“This is the third time the cat’s ass has not come out. I think this is just a March of Dime’s stamp!”
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Javacurls asked about my quest for black pants, which led to a discussion of pants pockets:
Me: “When I wear pants with rear pockets that have flaps, my butt looks like a piece of luggage.”
Javacurls (who is very slender and petite) says, “I NEED those pockets on the back of my pants!”
Me: “You know what we need to solve our pants problems: a FLAP transplant!”
Hmmm, or maybe a fat transplant. I'll graciously offer myself as a donor. ; )
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