(Courtesy of Shirley)

My Living Will

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the living room watching a medical drama on TV, and I said, "I never want to live in a persistent vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to stay functioning. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug!"

She got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a b*tch.

September 21, 2007