Conversation with my Keyboard

Keyboard: What’s up with you? You’re dragging.

V-Grrrl: I’ve got a  cold, and tomorrow I have to go to the hospital for a cardiology test.

Keyboard: Sounds serious.

V-Grrrl: Well they’re going to thread a probe down my throat and esophagus so they can get detailed images of my heart chambers from the back side. Because of my incredible bustline, they can't get a good view from the front. (Snort). They want to go inside and check for clots.

Keyboard: Ewww.

V-Grrrl: No kidding. Heart snot. Who knew? I’ve been preoccupied with sinus and bronchial snot production…

Keyboard: So tomorrow you’re going to have to swallow your snot AND a probe?! This sounds like something they’d show on the Discovery Channel on Halloween.

V-Grrrl: Oooh, an exciting episode of “V-Grrrl and Her Chambers of Secrets”

Keyboard: “Chambers of Snot” is more like it.

V-Grrrl: All right already--enough of the snotty comments.

Keyboard: I'll shut up if  you cover your mouth when you cough. Hand me a Kleenex.

September 19, 2006

Comments

[Arabella]

I'm so sorry about the test. I hope everything goes well and that you feel much better soon.

[deezee]

Inanimate objects can be so sassy. Luckily they can help us process and bring a bit of levity to a situation. Hope the test goes okay and the cold vanishes. Maybe the keyboard would feel a bit more empathy if one if its keys got stuck........

[Mignon]

Oh, V! I'm cringing at the thought, but you don't sound overly troubled by it? Good luck, grrrl. I'm thinking of you. xx

[Flubberwinkle]

V, Good luck with the test tomorrow. Hugs and good vibes from me.

Is it me or is your keyboard's attitude a bit snotty? (Sorry, couldn't resist. Hope it made you smile).

[amber]

Wishing you luck. That sounds suckolicous.:(

But this was quite funny and clever. *snort*

:)

[Lisa]

*sending good thoughts of health and everything's fine your way*

[Cissy]

Hope all goes well. Those doctor visits sound disconcerting enough.

[Cindy]

Good luck with everything!

[Jenny]

Chamber of Snotcrets.

I would totally read this.

sorry about your illness. Swallowing a probe...sounds kinky...but not in a good way.