Crap I can do without....
September 8, 2006 at 8:03 Decorative throw pillows. A warning to the pretty pillows on the bed, pretty pillows on the sofa, pretty pillows in the chair—be useful or die. I’m tired of looking for a place to put you when I want to use the furniture. I’m over 40 and I’m so freakin over pretty, which brings me to…
Moisturizing lotions with glitter in them. Makers of Olay Quench and Jergens Natural Glow, this applies to you! I’m an adult woman with dry skin who knows it’s ludicrous for women over 21 to sparkle like a Disney character. Leave the pixie dust out of the lotion! If I wanted to glow, I’d live on Three Mile Island, which may be the origin of the…
Big honking brown slugs from hell that are everywhere these days. They’re as long and fat as my pinky and look like mobile turds with antennae. They leave more shiny snot trails than a preschooler with a cold.
Hmmm. Key words for this post: Useless. Nuclear. Sluggish. Snotty.
That’s the PMS muse talkin’.
September 8, 2006
Reader Comments (10)
Funny you wrote that list, I was thinking of writing a list of things that are totally useless. I will probably post one sometime this weekend.
But I am not yet over 40, and I am already over pretty pillows... Unless we are talking abotu the ones in my bra, and they ain't so pretty anymore. So yeah. Over pretty pillows. ;)
:)