Conversation with my Keyboard

V-Grrrl: Well Keyboard, E wasn't happy that I aired dirty family secrets on my blog last night. After I cleaned up the toilet, I had to come back and clean up my original entry because he said I'd gone too far. He gave me that "I hate potty mouth" look.  

Keyboard: Well, V-Grrrl, you should be proud for standing up for hygiene and decency even if you did BETRAY YOUR OWN CHILDREN'S PRIVACY.

V-Grrrl:  Well, if you don't want your toilet habits made public, you should clean up after YOURSELF in private. What I don't know about, I can't write about--see my logic? 

Keyboard: I guess. You're not going to tell everyone how many grams of sandwich crumbs I'm hiding down here are you?

V-Grrrl: No way! Then they'd think I was an Internet addict, always eating at my desk, and we know that I AM NOT A COMPUTER ADDICT, right, Keyboard?

Keyboard: Of course, you're not, V. You just can't get enough of ME and all the stuff I help you write.

V-Grrrl: True! Every day you bring my words to life.

Keyboard: Even the nasty ones.

V-Grrrl: Even the nasty ones. Thanks Keyboard.  Where would I be without your loyalty--and the delete key?

May 23, 2007

Comments

[Di]

Hehehehe, he and Gert should never talk on this. My man wasn't happy to see me 'blogging feisty' again ... it's not so much that I write of it, it's that I want to DISCUSS it. Something along the lines of ... 'All that stuff I argued about prostitution? Watch the little movie I found then we can talk ;)

[JMo]

Should we be questioning your journalistic integrity? A good reporter should not cave in when such political pressure is applied...

Then again - I might not want someone reporting on such things either.